Thursday, May 28, 2009

This is a horror story for all the birds out there. 

Dont only think that in this whole wide world, birdy's life will only be threatened by the gunman's furious shots. For there are another concrete life threatening machines in any peaceful neighbourhood - the aircon motor.

Dont huh. It looks harmless enough but it is a serial bird killer. Currently, 5 birds lives had been taken away by this machine. Though it's not the machine's intention to kill any bird, it has lovely, inviting big hole (from constant wearing and tearing resulted from water dripping from condenser and rainwater) for bird-ies to crawl in and stay. It looks safe enough to shelter the bird-ies from other big bird-ies, rains and shines. But once any birdy crawl in to stay, their life are numbered.

The first bird, a crow, died when the fan grinded her head, leaving behind 3 bird-ies eggs. No matter how hard the owner of the aircon motor had feared, another stupid birdy really crawled into the seemingly harmless machine. It made the family wondered hard why it didnt see all the dried blood stains and chose to stay. And so, stupid birdy stayed and unfortunately, followed the path of the first birdy, died under the cruel spinning fan. It had been identified by its yellow feet as a mynah. Servicing team finally came today to put a stop to all the doings of the machine and mend the damn hole.

Sadly though, the stupid birdy's body dropped from 5th storey while the servicing team took out the fan. It's body still laid at the ground floor of the block, putting a sad ending to all the terrors.

Caution to all bird-ies: *^(#$@^!&(*%$^)*&*^%$@ @%&#%&$^#^* (birdy language)

PS: The servicing uncles are really really nice. They charged us $40 ony for doing all these foul jobs. I think that amount isnt even enough to cover their transport fees for this two trips. What's more, it's a dangerous job to climb out of the window to repair the motor. I am more than willing to introduce them to anybody whose aircon is faulty. They are nice people and charge honestly.

10:48 PM