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Monday, May 25, 2009
THERE'S A MURDER IN MY HOUSE! AND THE MURDER IS COMMITTED BY ME!!! OMGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The horror story: My house aircon had been faulty since last Saturday. These few days are so damn hot that normal people had difficulty surviving without aircon. Even with one fan aiming full blast at me last night, I still woke up in sweats. So my mum arranged a date to service the aircon as soon as possible. The servicing uncles finally came today while I was bathing. My brother directed them to our aircon. We had some possible problems in mind: Dirty, Gas shortage or worse come to worse, compressor faulty which may cost $500+ to replace. The answer is none of the above. Be mentally warned that if you wanna continue reading, you must have good stomach and low imagination. The motor outside had a hole. A big bird, attracted to the warmth of motor, flew into it to build a nest. It lived happily there without anybody notice. It even laid 3 eggs in the nest. One stupid darn hot night, we decided to switch on the aircon. What I did is just a small press on the remote control and PROOF!! Loud grinding noise was heard from the motor outside. We thought nothing about it. My dad said maybe there's some cockroach stuck by the fan. A lot of you probably would have guess by now... Yes... The poor bird was grinded by the fan... It's head was grinded to pieces. By me... BY MEEEE... And nobody realise that until the aircon malfunctions. Until the bird's body decomposed. Until the servicing guys came today to check. The poor ones isnt only the bird and the three unborned eggs. There are still the servicing uncles. Can you imagining the sickening smell when the cap was opened? Can you imagine the horrible sight when you are still standing dangerously outside near the window? I was fortunate to be bathing. My brother had a powerful attack by the terrible smell. The servicing uncles are really really nice. They didnt charge for the service cause they said there isnt any problem. Anyway, they coming back to mend the hole few days later and we are paying them definitely. They are doing so much service to handle a dead decomposed bird body and a bloody mess. Salute! Oh ya. My mum fried chicken wings today. How gross can it be?
9:20 PM
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